me: i really need to stop swearing
20 seconds later: where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil

It upsets me because meanwhile the other person is getting more and more attached to you and you’re just leading them on and ugh that saddens and angers me idk


Honestly if you can’t be faithful in a relationship then why are you even in one


disneykin:

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you


thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now


braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr


multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

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↖homestuck trash

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breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*